We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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