I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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