Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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