I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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