Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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