i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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