so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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