Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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