I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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