You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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