The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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