his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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