I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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