when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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