wakey wakey hands off snakey
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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