SEEEEXXX PLEASE
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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