Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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