I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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