Apparently you make a good broom.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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