Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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