i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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