they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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