What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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