The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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