The maid of honor just puked.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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