just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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