just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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