maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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