I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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