You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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