i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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