glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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