I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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