Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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