so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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