I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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