if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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