This is not my ceiling
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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