You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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