i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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