Nicole vs. Life
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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