everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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