Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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