how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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