Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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