I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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