so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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