YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Randomize
