That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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