I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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