help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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