she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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