he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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