i just google imaged poop.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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