He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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