I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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