you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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