I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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