I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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